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Out Of Office Reply... PDF Print E-mail
Written by Nash   
Friday, 03 July 2009 00:00

please do not respond to this.

Thank you for your visit.

While I would love to touch you right now I shall be out of the office for as long as it takes to play 18 holes of golf at De Zalze and get drunk afterwards.

 

De Zalze

 

I will attend to your needs as soon as I get back.

Kisses and hugs.

Nash




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Bar Refaeli Naked Video... PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 02 July 2009 00:00

this needs no intro.

No.

No! It doesn't.

It's Bar Refaeli rolling around in a bed with no clothes on. Trust me when I say there is no need for an intro.

Just watch it.

 

 

BOOM!

Have some.




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The Hangover – A Review… PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 02 July 2009 00:00

by Nash.

 

The Hangover 

 

I don’t often do the review thing here. I’m more into forthcoming attractions than going over movies we will all see before they come out thanks to Bob in accounting who doubles as an online pirate and can organize you anything from the latest movies to German porn involving beer, goats and golden showers.

However, I watched The Hangover last night, on the big screen. I’ve had it on my hard drive for some time now but I’ve resisted the urge to watch it. I wanted the big screen experience for this one and it was well worth it.

The Hangover is one of the best comedies, of its kind, that I have ever seen. It is a laugh-a-minute ride filled with booze, hot chicks, drugs, wild animals, strippers, livestock, bodily harm, gay Chinese gangsters, unscrupulous cops, and phenomenal dialogue.

The chemistry between the three main characters Phil, Alan and Stu is stunning. The guys play off each other perfectly and the combination of their three very different characters results in some hilarious banter. Alan, a slightly challenged individual, provides the most laughs by far with his off the wall behavior. Pretty much everything he says makes you laugh out loud.

This is definitely a movie you can watch again and again, each time picking up something new. It doesn’t have a heavy weight cast, though Bradley Cooper (Phil) and Zach Galifianakis (Alan) hold their own completely. I am looking forward to more from these two, especially Zach. The man has massive cult following potential. He owns his lines in a sort of Will Ferrell fashion, which obviously lends it’s self to a certain audience. Me.

My only criticism...it could have been longer. A few more tasks/characters could have been added to the list of challenges the boys had to get through to find their missing bro. Other than that is was amazing.

Do yourself a flavor and watch it.

I give it a 7 out of 7.




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Blob Of Semen Named Cricketer Of The Year… PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 01 July 2009 00:00

as well as all-you-can-eat champion.

Graeme “I chose a nickname that means man cum, the KFC hoover” Smith was named cricketer of the year, test cricketer of the year and got the award for making the most use of their current sponsor KFC at the SA Cricket Awards on Tuesday.

 

Biff

Biff 

 

Really?!

Was Biff really the very best cricketer? Was he better than EVER other player in our squad? Really? He had a great batting average, but AB’s were better and AB managed to hit the ball during the ODI and T20 matches. And those were a big factor in his winning the award. Of course the captain thing plays a part.

To his credit Biff was an exceptional captain. He is a great leader and as much as I dislike the guy, I can’t deny him that. Maybe he should have received SA Captain of the year instead of player of the year. I think that would be a better award for him. It could be his special award, and at the rate he is going he could win it for the next few years in a row, maybe even set some sort of a record. That’s if he doesn’t die of a coronary first.

Chrrist, I can imagine the panic in the KFC kitchen as Smith and Kallis roll up to the window at the drive-thru.

“Yaaaai! Kykie julle mense, Biff and Kallis just made a turn by us! Code Red! Dis a fokken Code Red! Sommer cook EVERYTHING!”

“Huh?”

“Don’t ‘huh’ me Sayima. Cook EVE-RRRRY-THING! And if you brought any lunch sommer wrrrrap that up as well!”

I would not get in the way of Smith and his graze. I can’t imagine the end result of wondering between a baby hippo and its mother being any different.

Absolute carnage.




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Tonight… PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 01 July 2009 00:00

I will be watching this.

The Hangover

 

 

I cannot wait!

I suppose it helps that I am currently nursing a level 4 hangover and have a blunt the size of baseball bat in my boot.

I’m ‘in character’, if you will. I’m really going to be able to relate to the guys. I’ll be able to feel what they feel. It's going to feel like I'm in the movie.

It’s going to be awesome.




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